Basically Captain America Civil War
- Tony : You need to sign this contract.
- Steve : I need to help Bucky.
- Bucky : I remember.
- Rhodes : Tony Stank.
- Natasha : I'm a double agent.
- Vision : I don't know what this thing does.
- Wanda : I GO!
- Clint : I should have taken my kids skiing.
- Falcon : Stop fucking everything up.!
- T'challa : Bucky did this.
- Ant-Man : Thank you for inviting me.
- Spiderman : Look Mr. Stark I got his shield.
How CW would go if fucking logic applied to Marvel
- Natasha: Here, the government agreement signed. We also have the training facilities for new superpowered people up and running.
- Steve: I know, and I trust you and Tony to keep this under control and clean. I just wish this wasn’t necessary.
- Natasha: Yeah, but we need the people we fight for to trust us, and these newbies require training and a sense of responsibility. Least they accidentally blow up a school or something,
- Steve: ikr?
- ***
- Steve: Bucky, you are a wanted man now… which is why I can’t just let you waltz around running from law enforcement, because It can only end in disaster and more innocent deaths. We are gonna bring you in, but let me make a call first.
- Steve: Tony hey, can I borrow your team of lawyers and some money?
- Tony: Sure, whatever.
- ***
- SI lawyers: Your honor, as you can see in these documents and photographs owned by Hydra/SHIELD and released by agent Romanova for the whole world to see a couple of years ago, our client, James Barnes, was a condecorated soldier taken war prisoner, brutally tortured, brainwashed and forced to perform terrible acts against his will or knowing by a terrorist Nazi organization. He is a victim and a survivor. As will confirm this lot of experts in the psychological and brainwashing field as well as Captain America, who is completely trustworthy and would never go against the concerns of the people of this country.
- The judge: Released without charges with supervision detail for the duration of the mandatory rehab.
- ***
- The government: But who’s gonna pay for all these murders?
- The Avengers: HYDRA will pay. Let us handle them.
- The Government: ‘kay
- The avengers: *doing some hardcore 100% legal avenging, wiping out the rest of Hydra while the general public cheers for it’s heroes*
- *** meanwhile***
- Clint’s wife: Oh thank you so much guys, you know with the baby and Clint flying around the world fighting the bad guys we really didn’t have the time to do this.
- Bucky and his supervision agents: *planting potatoes and chill*
spaceinvadeher:
legendarymotherofshade:
erincrocodile:
wizzard890:
kaylapocalypse:
lockelamora:
hellkn1ght:
borderline-sunflower:
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
hokaegu:
oh my lord this pleases me
tomshardy:
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
findsomethingtofightfor:
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tomshardy:
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
findsomethingtofightfor:
I present to you the best YouTube comment made on the new Ghostbusters trailer thus far
